MIXED DART LEAGUE
JOKES OF THE MONTH
Home
League Standings
New Links ! Rules, Games and Tips
JOKES OF THE MONTH
Team Roster
Administration Staff
Sportsperson of the Year
Dirty Dozen - Ladies Darts
Mr. & Mrs. Dart League
Sept./03 - Apr./04 Banquet & Awards Photos
03/04 Awards Photos (page 2)
Sept./02 - Apr./03 Banquet & Awards Photos
dartrows.gif

mad.gif

TAKE IT STEADY
By
Noel W WILLIAMSON

When playing darts, it is agreed,
A steady hand is what you need,


A good eye and a perfect stance.
(For darts is not a game of chance!)

 
Don't look to the right or left at all,
For that is how the mighty fall!


The board is your target, - not the mat,
So, be careful what you're aiming at!


Forget what is happening all around,
And keep both feet upon the ground;


Don't let anything hurry you,
And let each dart fly straight and true!


Once you have acquired the knack,
Believe me, you will not look back!
 

kickass.jpg

miniboardline.gif

Trivia Time
The first man to sell matched sets of brass darts was a Hungarian salesman of boiler liners named Frank Lowy. He went on to found UNICORN darts, which is still the largest darts manufacturers in the world.

Got a joke!
Would you like to tell or show it?
 Send it to me and i'll post it.